Pat Robertson Says if We Keep Mocking Him, God Will Smack Us Down
There are a whole bunch of fundamentalists who are upset we don’t take them seriously, which means, of course, that I will keep mocking them
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Michele Bachmann Says Only God Can Defeat Hilary in 2016
Republicans know they are in such trouble in 2016 that only divine intervention can save them from themselves and those mean old atheists
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Fake Jew Says Obama Victory Would be God’s Judgment on America
The fundamentalists got themselves covered now, so don’t even try to argue: if Obama wins, it’s God’s will. If Romney wins, it’s God’s will.