Christian theology

Mike Huckabee Says He Has Magic Powers and Will Use Them to Kill You

Mike Huckabee Says He Has Magic Powers and Will Use Them to Kill You

Mike Huckabee thinks he can call down fire from heaven to smite his opponents, an act (phew!) in violation of…

10 years ago

The Religious Right’s Replacement for Obamacare: God!

Supposedly, we don't need healthcare, we need only God. But we have to live according to God's rules, unlike the…

10 years ago

This is How Big a Deal it is that Pope Francis Says Evolution and the Big Bang are Real

Pope Francis has declared that evolution and the Big Bang are facts, no longer to be debated, saying of evolution:…

10 years ago

Bryan Fischer Lies Through His Teeth About the Dangers of Rising Sea Levels

Fischer claims God won't kill us by flooding, but the wording of the covenant says rising sea levels could kill…

10 years ago

Satanic Magic vs Catholic Magic in Oklahoma

The Black Mass vs the Eucharist. In the end, Satanists want to piss on Jesus' body and Catholics want to…

10 years ago

Church Decides To Raffle Off AR-15 Rifles To Boost Attendance

Just when you thought you have seen everything, this pops up. A church is leading their flock to Jesus by…

10 years ago

Christians Might Be Surprised to Find That Not God, But Men, Decided What They Would Believe

Anyone paying attention to the rhetoric coming out of the Religious Right will be aware that the theocrats position themselves…

11 years ago

Mike Huckabee Defends Phil Robertson With a Paranoid Rant Against Militant Homosexuals

What Huckabee and the religious right object to is losing what they consider religious freedom to impose their rules on…

11 years ago

Pope Francis Does Not Want Bishops Who Follow a Particular Ideology

The pope's representative told the American bishops, "You know this comes from my admiration, respect, and loving concern for the…

11 years ago

Ted Cruz’s Father is a Dangerous Religious Fanatic

Rafael's straw man is "if they can convince you that you came from a monkey, it's much easier to convince…

11 years ago

For the Last Time, the Constitution is Not Based on the Bible

Tom DeLay says "God created the nation and God created the Constitution; it is written on biblical principles."

11 years ago

The Left Must Accept that Ted Cruz is the Dominionist Messiah

God is about to begin his "rule and reign" and the anointed Ted Cruz will oversee a big "end-time transfer…

11 years ago

In a Time of Rising Liberalism, Religious Right Clings to Hope of Religious Revival

"Prominent national faith leaders, pollsters and others said they are witnessing what appear to be early signs of a spiritual…

11 years ago

Catholic League Calls Marriage Equality One of the Most Bizarre Ideas in History

Catholic League president Bill Donohue believes some pretty far-out things himself and he may not be the one to talk…

11 years ago

Pope Francis the Hipster and What He Means for America’s Culture Wars

You have to wonder at what point Pope Francis will have pulled the rug out from beneath America's Catholic and…

11 years ago

Christian Nationalism Defines the Rhetoric of Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio

The tenets of Christian nationalism - control of the government for Jesus - is behind the political aspirations of Rand…

11 years ago

Pat Robertson Says You Have Demons in Your Underpants

Pat Robertson thinks there are demons in your underpantsr, so be sure to rebuke them before heading out of the…

12 years ago

Fundamentalist Christians Play by a Different Set of Rules that Defy the Tenets of Their Religion

Unlike football, one group of Christians is playing by a different set of rules that defy the tenets of the…

12 years ago

America is a Christian Nation. If We Don’t Like it, We Should Get Out

Another one of the 24 percent tells the 76 percent to get out because America is THEIR country: white and…

12 years ago

Ryan to Evangelicals: Obama’s Path Compromises Judeo-Christian Values

Paul Ryan says Obama's path compromises some non-existent values; the real problem is that Obama stands between Ryan and the…

12 years ago

ReBiblican vs. Republican – The Difference is Extremism

This effort is dedicated to exposing extremist politicians and their funding sources that are immersed in ultra conservative Christian Dominionist…

12 years ago

Fake Jew Says Obama Victory Would be God’s Judgment on America

The fundamentalists got themselves covered now, so don't even try to argue: if Obama wins, it's God's will. If Romney…

12 years ago