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You know, some of us remember the days when there were ONLY paper straws. Nobody had a plastic straw, and amazingly, incredibly, we survived! I’d go back to those days in a hot minute if I could.

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I was thinking about that!! In the 1960’s and earlier that is what we had!! He is such a whiney twat!!

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Ok everyone! Time to mail paper straws to our strawman "president" 🥳

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Let's ban Executive orders!

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Let's ban trump!

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Yes please💙✌🏻

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If only!!!

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Advanced pea brain syndrome.

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He’s an idiot

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I just can’t anymore, he is such a fk’n moron 🤡’

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This is pure stupidity

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I have an idea: let’s circulate We the People Orders.

1. Ban trump

Feel free to continue.

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AMEN

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Wait. Wut? Thats all he has to do now?? He’s conquered his promises and now on to bigger and better things?? F__kstick!!!!!

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ROFLMAO

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Trump has the critical thinking skills of a 3 year old.

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NOPE A """TEMPERMENTAL 2YR OLD CHILD"""

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This will keep the political news media in NY - DC distracted from whatever’s going on that truly matters. Expect Lawrence to have another blistering rebuke of the WH press corps next week.

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Hole fuckin hell!!! Why are y’all making such a big deal over plastic straws???? Muskox & his band of merry boys are out there living their best lives burning America down and this is what we need to talk about??😳🙄🤬🤦🏼‍♀️💙💙

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Is there something else???

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Plastic is primarily made from fossil fuels, particularly petroleum and natural gas, through a complex refining and chemical process. While it is not exactly a byproduct, the production of plastic is closely linked to the extraction and processing of these fossil fuels. So, if we care about reducing our fossil fuel consumption to fight climate change and save the environment, we should also care about reducing our consumption of single-use plastics, such as plastic straws and plastic bottles (like the one Dump is drinking from in the photo).

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The fu*king dumbest person on the planet is POTUS! More bull$hit from the con man! 🤬 What about lowering the cost of goods? 🖕

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Excellent. Plays golf, threatens tariffs, annexations, wars and then backpedals asap when it all backfires....lets the actual President Musk run the country. Weak-kneed small personality beta male syndrome. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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DJT will do anything to get attention.

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WTF…? Makes me want to shut all media down and live in pure blissful ignorance!

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