Glenn Beck's Fans Can't Handle the Truth About Van Jones

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Last updated on August 10th, 2014 at 05:08 pm

Glenn, or Glenda –which seems to fit the weeping clown much better than Glenn — slanders Van Jones, who’s company called Glenda out on his racism. Gee, what a surprise!

Glenda has spent the week foaming at the mouth about the Van Jones, White House special adviser who is the inactive co-founder of Color of Change. Yeah, that Color of change; the organization behind the very effective boycott against Glenda’s racism.

Here is a sample:

Even more predictable than Glenda’s desperate delusion that by means of attacking the messenger he can stop the bleeding of his sponsors is the fact that Glenda’s cult, the Hatriots, believe every last word of his dry drunk ravings. Sadly, this kind of willful naivete only lends conclusive proof to the epic failure of Bush’s No Child Left Behind policy.

After a late evening spent rebutting the Hatriots online, I figured we needed a few facts to dispel the Glenda lies. This is for the kool aid drinkers who are right now checking the sky for the Obama alien ship to take them to FEMA camps. Oh, by the way, you’ll need your long form birth certificate when you get there. Just sayin’.

I pity them enough to do this for them, even though I’m pretty sure they won’t read it, won’t believe it, and won’t care. Belonging to a cult combined with rampant paranoia does that to a person.

OK, here we go: The debunking of a white supremacist, dry drunk, uneducated clown. Buckle up, Glendistas.

“Van has never served time in any prison. He has never been convicted of any crime. And just to be clear: Van was not even in Los Angeles during those tumultuous days.” But, but, Glenda said! I know he did, but he lied.

“Van was hired by the Chair of the White House Council on Environmental Quality – to work on her staff as a “special advisor.”” Yeah, see, it’s not a conspiracy. Many people are appointed as advisors who at one time ran a business. How else would they gain the expertise to be appointed in the first place?

“He was vetted by FBI.” More importantly, he was vetted more than Sarah Palin was, and she was A-OK to be Vice President of our country, according to the Glendistas. This kind of hypocrisy doesn’t do much for the cause.

“Anybody who thinks that a lone government official can pass out money, arbitrarily and without oversight, knows nothing about our legal system.” Ouch, that hit Glenda in his weak spot; after all, this is the guy who couldn’t spell Oligarchy a few days ago, let alone spout off anything about our legal system.

“Van’s book is a veritable song of praise to capitalism, especially the socially responsible and eco-friendly kind.” He is a capitalist, not a communist. If only Glenda could read…

Etc. Quotes are from The Huffington Post

We await the apologies of the Glenda Cult and Rupert Murdoch. Crickets? You betcha.

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Jason is the managing editor. He is also a White House Press Pool and a Congressional correspondent for PoliticusUSA. Jason has a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science. His graduate work focused on public policy, with a specialization in social reform movements.

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